Part 3: Mr. Mueller and the Extradited Sister

And so we (hopefully) are coming to an end of the adventures of Mr. Mueller and Inspector Scot. They are the most tenacious bunch, still hot on the hunt after 3 weeks of silence on my part--I do have a life, you know.

-- Jess

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[5.1.09] Hello Ms. Kitty,

I got your email and I most tell you that i am quite concern about your siters case. I told you previousely that i spoke to office Mr. Scot and as an officer we are trying to have an undertanding between us so that your sisters case can be softened.

He requested for some money $5,000.00 Usd and i told him that he will get $3,000.00 now and the balance $2,000.00 when i see the progress from his end but am yet to get the money from you.

Anyway I am sorry about your strees but not to worry too much as i will try my best to see her release I will send an email request to the ATM office for payment directive for the delivery of your atm immediately.

Do have a wonderful day and send your pictures if you want to

Mr. Robert

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Over the next couple days I received several emails from Mr. Mueller and his band of thieves sending me various bogus instructions for payment information. There was nothing especially remarkable about the emails other than Mr. Mueller mysteriously went from signing his letters as Robert to calling himself Mr. Rubbert, and amusement at their growing impatience with me. Robert/Rubbert also stopped using pictures in his emails; oh, disappointment. The shorter and more interesting ones of those I have posted.

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[5.2.09]Compliment to you
We got an email from the ATM Office that They went through your file later after the mail was sent to you that the amount sent to you was not the axaclt amount you were suppose to pay.The new payment salated for you is
$ 1460.75 .
Below new amount granded for your payment immediately .So please make the payment and forward it down to us so we can forward it to them immediately ok.
I will be waiting.
Mr. Rubbert

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[5.4.09]Hello Ms. Kitty,

Did you get my last forwarded payment information? I sent you the email you requested form the atm office.

Like i told you I am now in the U.K. I called officer scot in regards to your sisters case and he said he is ready to work with us but you are not complying by sending the money he requested for. He told me that your sister case is very serious as it involves drugs but he will try his best to see her out of jail.

You better start acting very fast so that we can make good use of this opportunity. Send the money I asked you to send to me. I will recieve it here in the U.k and remmite it to him so that he can start work immediately.

Send me your direct cell phone number so that I can call you.

Send the delivery charges to the ATM office fast. If possible do it today so that they can commense delivery.

Regards
Mr. Robbert Mueller

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(My, my. Inspector Scot has a bit of a temper!)

[5.5.09] ANTI-DRUG MINITOR
BOARDER PATROL TEAM
RECIFE,BRAZIL

Ms. Kitty

I am so Sorry that i just emailed you today.I have been having Loads of works.I want you to know that i have not told you to Pay any Money yet and i never gave you any Payment Information so i don't know where you got that.

I don't understand what you mean by what i do for Fun.Though i am Fun loving,i don't Combine my Job with Fun so get that.What do you mean by i should sent you a Picture?Am not Contacting you for Fun you know.I wouldn't have Contacted you but for a Memo from Mr Mueller of the FBI so if you are not ready to get a Bail for your Sister,Just let me know and stop wasting my Time.

Inspector Chris Scot

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(The following was sent from Mr. Mueller's email but alas, no entertaining signature included this time. )

[5.25.09] WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM ,ARE YOU NO MORE INTRESTED IN OUR ASSISTANCE PLEASE LET US KNOW .IF YOU ARE STILL RADY THEM MAKE THE PAYMENT IMMEDIATELY ALRIGHT.

Receiver names: Mr. Peter Ogboh.
Address: 5 Airport Road, Garki, Abuja.
Country: Nigeria.
Text Question : To who
Text Answer: Peter
Zip Code: 234

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(Having mercy on their souls, I finally decided to reply.)

[5.29.09] My dear Mr. Rubbert, (did you have a name change?)

What is my problem? Where do I begin? I have been out of the country since we spoke last. I went to Brazil, looking for Lola. I met her in a club down in old Soho where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola (C-O-L-A), cola. Great club.

Our reunion was cut short, however. She was just about to sell me some gummy worms when Inspector Scot found her and took her back to jail. You never told me he was an Elvis impersonator!

Now I am back in America. I have been in contact with some local FBI agents like yourself, and they told me that I should go back to working with you. I have no money left after my trip. Can you send me some money so that I can finish this transaction? I am still waiting on the postcard from your wife.

Ms. Kitty

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[5.30.09] Subject: IN 48 HOURS REPLY BACK WITH HOW MUCH YOU CAN PAY
From: "FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION WASHINGTON DC"

No Name has been change,you will need to make the payment and that is final,No body sent you to brazil,so arrang for the payment in 48 hours ,or let me know how much you can pay?

Regards
Robert

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[5.30.09] Mr. Robert,

After feverishly searching for some money I'm thrilled to say I scrounged up enough that I think you'll be satisfied--$5.88. This was a collaborative effort on behalf of my piggy bank, couch cushions and my begging on the street. I might be able to make another couple dollars this weekend.

So, where do I send this money? If you have any other fundraising ideas, do let me know.

Ms. Kitty

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[6.2.09] Subject: MASSAGE FORWARDED TO YOU,AND MAKE THE PAYMENT OF $500 usd WITH THE INFORMATION BELOW
From: "FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION WASHINGTON DC"

THis massage is from the ATM office Alright,we forwarded it to you to let you know were to make the payment to,Dont fail so they can help you.
Robert

ATTENS: Ms. Kitty

I wish to infrom you that inasmuch as we are doing our best to see that your ATM card get to you as soon as possible,we advices that you make the payment to this addresses below which was sent by The ATm Office for you to make the transfer to them in Nigeria.

You know i you get this fund from the ATM office you can then use it to assist your sister alright.

According Mr. Oga Bisila of the ATM office ,he say you should not pay any thing less than $500 .00 USD,so in 24hours make sure you look for the fund and transfer the fund to them and send them the information after making the payment through Western Union Money Transfer .

Send the Payment Using Western Union Money Transfer OR MoneyGram Transfer Services . With this Information.

Receiver names: Mr. Mike Itsede.
Address: 5 Airport Road, Garki, Abuja.
Country: Nigeria.
Text Question : To who
Text Answer: Peter
Zip Code: 234

Sender's Full names :
Sender's address :
Amount Sent :
MTCN (Money Control Number) :
Text Question and answer :

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[6.3.09] Mr. Robert,

I am so excited about this massage! Thank you so much. Who will be giving me the massage, yourself? Or a professional masseuse?

In my last letter I related to you that my expeditious search only produced $5.88. There is no way for me to make $500 in time to help my sister. Can you pay the extra $494.12, and I will pay you back after I receive the rest of my ATM funds?

Love,
Ms. Kitty

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[6.3.09] Subject: IF YOU FAIL THEN FORGET IT
From: "FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION WASHINGTON DC"

I wish to inform you that i have been able to get $394.12USD,so you need to send $100 USD do then within 24 hours ,or i will not assist you an more.

I will send the balance to them in 24 hours but if we don get confirmation form you them forget it .
THanks
Mr RObert

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[6.3.09] Mr. RObert,

Thank you for the effort you have made. I can send in $50 today.

But what happened to "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again"? That's so much more chipper than "If you fail, then forget it." I am not pleased with your pessimism.

...and my massage?!

Ms. Kitty

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[6.4.09] Subject: IF YOU FAIL THEN FORGET IT,I WILL NOT MAIL YOU AGAIN WITH THE PAYMENT INFORMATION
From: "FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION WASHINGTON DC"

Thanks for your mail. Let me put it to you that we will not fail,If you so wishes not to send the money so be it
We have made all plain with our agent ,in Nigeria who will monitor the delivery for you and as soon as you transfer the fees to them through our office,Forget it you are getting you ATM Card with 48 hours. I want to inform you that our office will do every thing possible to see that your ATM Card is sent and delivery to you immediately. So no cause for alarm. Just do what you have to do and get this thing don. We are assisting you with our own fund and if you fail forget it alright.I might not mail you again if i don't get the payment information on your nest mail. I said the balance remain now is $100 USD.If i don get it on your next mail please forget it alright.Let me tell you that we are succeeding ,so that is the hope.

Don't mail me back without the payment information,which will equally means you don want me to assist you ok.
payment information attach. Send the Payment Using Western Union Money Transfer OR Money Gram Transfer Services . With this Information.

Receiver names: Mr.. Mike Itsede.
Address: 5 Airport Road, Garki, Abuja.
Country: Nigeria.
Text Question : To who
Text Answer: Peter
Zip Code: 234

Sender's Full names :
Sender's address :
Amount Sent :
MTCN (Money Control Number) :
Text Question and answer :

regards to you
Mr Robert

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[6.4.09] Mr. Robert,

Can I send it to you in pennies?

Ms. Kitty