Part 2: Mr. Mueller and the Extradited Sister

Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crimes Division.

OFFICER IN-CHARGE:
NAME: MR. ROBERT MUELLER @
FBI Internet Fraud Watch/Alert
E-mail: fbi2243@live.com

Attention: Ms. Kitty

Yes Your email was received just that I have not been in town for the paste one month now. If you remember I told you that I will be going for an international investigation. I just came back but I will be going to Africa again so see so client.

We are still very much aware of your dealings with the ATM office as a matter of fact the man incharge notified me that you are not working in accordance with his instructions. You are yet to pay for the delivery of your ATM card and this I will advise that you go ahead and do as soon as you can. Further more I will not want him complaining again so do all what he asks you to do and don't tell him what to do. he complained of you requesting that he sends you a card or something before you send the money for your ATM delivery but I will suggest that you don't really need that as we have certified this ok.

About your sister I have a little information about the office handling her case but we are not so close. That doesn't mean I can't help you as a matter of fact I will try talking to him on phone latter by the day. But be informed that this will course you money as I will need to tip him some cash so that he inturn can help your sister.

Please let me know if you have contacted the ATM office and let me know how we can work it out about the cash of your sister case.

Make sure you do everything possible so that your atm card can be release.

OFFICER IN-CHARGE:
NAME: MR. ROBERT MUELLER @
FBI Internet Fraud Watch/Alert

Thanks for your co-operation.



MR.ROBERT MUELLER @
FBI Internet Fraud Watch/Alert

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Mr. Mueller,

Hope you had a fantastic time with your client in Africa; no need to apologize, not much has gone on in the paste one month anyhow.

So sorry that Mr. Oga has been complaining to you about my wanting a postcard. I just thought that we were getting to be friends and that it would help establish trust, but since you say this transaction is ok, I shall trust you, since you are the director of the FBI. Perhaps you could send me a signed postcard? It is my birthday soon and it would be a very special birthday gift to have your signature.

Can I pay for my sister's release at the same time as the ATM card? I am willing to transfer $20,000 at once. Will that be enough? Please negotiate with the authorities as to what their price is and I will pay it.

Thank you,
Ms. Kitty

*****

(**Meanwhile, Ms. Kitty received word from Inspector Chris Scot that Lola was alive and well in Brazil...**)

ANTI-DRUG MINITOR
BOARDER PATROL TEAM
RECIFE,BRAZIL

ATT:Ms. Kitty

I want to Bring to your Notice that a lady said to be your Sister is in our Custody in Brazil due to Drug related offences.She was apprehended while trying to carry subtance known as Cocaine into Mexico.She was brought to recife by the Anti-Drug team and since we are yet to get any information from her relatives.I want you to know that your sister is Okay.

I was Contact by Mr.Mueller of the FBI on how to help and make sure she is released.He gave me your email address and asked me to contact you.

I want you to know that you Sister need an Attorney to get her Bail and as soon as we help you secure an Attorney.you are required to Foot the Bills.

I await your Response.
Inspector Chris Scot

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Inspector Scot,

This is wonderful news! Oh, thank you so much for finding Lola! Please tell me how she came to be in Brazil. Is she being held on cocaine charges or gummy worm charges or both? If it is both I fear it shall be more costly to bring her home.

Securing an attorney will be no problem since our brother practices law. Mr. Mueller and I are working out an agreement to pay for her release along with the ATM fee. I suggested $20,000, but since you are working the case you will be able to tell me exactly how much I need to pay.

Is there any way for you to get her to write me? I just want for her to tell me herself that she is alright.

Thank you,
Kitty

*****

ANTI-DRUG MINITOR
BOARDER PATROL TEAM
RECIFE,BRAZIL

ATT:Ms.Kitty

I want you to know that your Sister was arrested for Cocaine to the best of my knowledge and i am only here to help make sure her case is Transferred to an Attorney.I don't know about any ATM fees so i don't know where that $20,000 is coming from.All i want you to know is that we don't secure external Attorney.We use our Attorney's here and they between $4,000 and $6,000 which i know that as soon as you make the Payment,A court will be summoned and her bail paper will be prepared.Mr Mueller only sent a Circular with your Email and i want you to know that i have not met him before.

As for your Sister writing you a note will not be Possible as she is under Custody and Only her Attorney can stand to make her do that.

I await your response

Inspector Chris Scot

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Inspector Scot,

I'll be making a payment today--I have the information.

Tell me, what do you do for fun? If I get to meet you soon maybe we can do lunch. Would you mind sending me a picture?

Ms. Kitty

*****

(Back to Mr. Mueller. I should mention that the subject line of this particular e-mail was MASSAGE FROM FBI. I doubt the American people realize that the talented Mr. Mueller is a masseur as well...)



Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crimes Division..

OFFICER IN-CHARGE:
NAME: MR. ROBERT MUELLER @
FBI Internet Fraud Watch/Alert
E-mail: fbiunitedstategovt@live.com

Attention: ***** ***** (Edit: Real name deleted)

Thanks we got your email,and understood all.I want to inform you that we are doing all its could to see to the release of your sister.
I want you to know that they Atm Card fees is to be paid immediately as you have been given lesser day to do that .
I reciever a memo yesterday that your fund is ready and i believe that the fund has been reduce from its formal fees.
Let e know when is your birthday and i will send my signature as you requested ok.
I want you to also let me know when you are sending the ATm fees and how much was the formal bill given to you please let me know within 24 hours .
I will be waiting ok.I have spoken to Inspector Scot ,he is a wounderfull person and he will assist you ok.
Thanks Regards

OFFICER IN-CHARGE:
NAME: MR. ROBERT MUELLER @
FBI Internet Fraud Watch/Alert

Thanks for your co-operation.



MR.ROBERT MUELLER @
FBI Internet Fraud Watch/Alert

(He sends a second letter before I respond to the one above...)



Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crimes Division.

OFFICER IN-CHARGE:
NAME: MR. ROBERT MUELLER @
FBI Internet Fraud Watch/Alert
E-mail: fbi2243@live.com

Attention: Ms. Kitty

Hello I got your last email and I must tell you that i am trying my best to get things done. I will be travelling to U.k in 24hours time, my and this means that i might not have time to send you the post card but i wish you many more years ahead as you celeberate your birthday soon. I will ask my wife to send the postcard to you.

Kitty, I have spoken to the officer incharge of your sisters case and we are gradually having an understanding. He has asked me for some money to settle some ooffice that might also help to see your sisters release. He resquuested for $5,000.00 but I want you to send $3,000.00 first thing tomorrow so that at my arrival I will pick the money up (Half payment) and send to him. When he sends me the document i requested from him then you will send the balance of $2,000.00 so that he can have it.

Please do not waste anytime in sending this mone and send me yyou cell phone number so that I can call you and tell you more about this and what needs to be done.

I hope to recieve the money tomorrow. I will check my email when I get to the airport hotel tomorrow.

Have a nice day and make sure you secure your atm card.
OFFICER IN-CHARGE:
NAME: MR. ROBERT MUELLER @
FBI Internet Fraud Watch/Alert

Thanks for your co-operation.



MR.ROBERT MUELLER @
FBI Internet Fraud Watch/Alert

*****

Mr. Mueller,

My sincerest apologies! I seem to have lost the information I need to make this ATM payment. Can you please ask the people whose activities you're monitoring to resend the ATM information? Please help me; I really need the money to help pay for my sister.

I grow increasingly frustrated with Inspector Scot. He has not told me if my sister Lola is being charged for gummy worm possession. Do you know if she has been charged with this? It could make it more difficult to get her out of Brazil.

Ah, I do not feel well. My dipsydoodleitis nearly ruined my birthday yesterday. Can I still count on you to send me a post card?

I feel really close to you. I think I love you. I would like to send you a photograph. Is that ok?

Ms. Kitty

Part 1: Mr. Mueller and the Extradited Sister

This correspondence is turning out to be quite lengthy so I have decided to split it into two posts; please stay tuned for the sequel. At this point in the story, Ms. Kitty has yet to pay her ATM transfer fees and is waiting upon a post card from Mr. Oga. Mr. Mueller (if you didn't know, Robert Mueller is the current Director of the FBI) is busy hunting down Lola, Kitty's sister who has been arrested in Mexico for smuggling cocaine and gummy worms.

When the story continues, a mysterious inspect confirms Lola's well-being an extradition to another country, and Mr. Mueller grows increasingly frustrated with Kitty's lack of payment.

Enjoy!



Joseph Persichini, Jr

Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crimes Division.
 
OFFICER IN-CHARGE:
NAME: MR. ROBERT MUELLER @
FBI  Internet Fraud Watch/Alert
E-mail: fbi2243@mail2America.com

E-mail: fbi2243@live.com

Attn: ***** ***** (Edit: Deleted my real name.)

The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), Has discovered through our intelligence Monitoring Network AND the information from the Metropolitan Police Authority interNet alert intelligence , that you have an on going transaction with the Office of The Senate House, Federal Republic of Nigeria, Committee On Foreign Payment  in Nigeria, with regards to the Inheritance and you as the Beneficiary of  1.5 Million Dollars (One Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) .
 
So the Federal Bureau Of Investigation (FBI) Washington DC, in conjunction with the Metropolitan Police, Africa Yard, Has screened through our various Monitoring Networks and has been confirmed and notified that you have to complete the transaction as it is legit and you have the Lawful Right to claim your due 1,500,000.00  Dollars (One Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars). We advise you to go ahead with them as we are monitoring all their services and network.. Be advised that any letter or lottery Notification received from anybody or company should be forwarded to us with immediate effect for investigations
 
The American, British and Africa Government has spent over $50.7 Million Dollars to make sure that scammers are brought before the law. They are still ready to spend more to make sure they are brought before the law.
  
Meanwhile, you are advised to follow the procedure of the  SENATE HOUSE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA , They have their own legal procedure which we have examined and confirmed legal. Follow their instructions while you keep us updated for more details. You are advised to contact the necessary office for more details for the delivery of your parcel containing the ATM card as we are monitoring every move now.
  
Please, be advised and be aware that your INHERITANCE had been insured and the necessary charges would be taken care of by you, as confirmed by the Monitoring  network. For your own good you are advised to confirm any lottery promo you have either involved your self with in the past to enable us trace this scammers. Only this Delivery of your parcel has been confirmed Legal any other are still under investigation, and so many others are scam, most especially from Europe, Africa and Asia.
 
You are to continue with the said Firm.

OFFICER IN-CHARGE:
NAME: MR. ROBERT MUELLER @
FBI  Internet Fraud
Watch/Alert

Thanks for your co-operation.



*****

Mr. Mueller,

Thank you for the personal note; it was touching. I will certainly continue with this transaction.

Hey, listen, since we're pen pals now and all, can I ask you a favor? My sister was arrested for stuffing cocaine and gummy worms into her underpants while crossing the border into Mexico. She is Lola T. McGibbles. Can you spring her out for me?

Thanks,
Kitty

*****



Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crimes Division.

OFFICER IN-CHARGE:
NAME: MR. ROBERT MUELLER @
FBI Internet Fraud Watch/Alert
E-mail: fbi2243@live.com

Attention: Kitty

Your email was received and well noted and will also advice that you do what they ask you to do for you to secure your atm card. We are aware of the delivery charges you will be asked to pay, pay the charges as it is going to the courier company as delivery charges of your parcel.

In regards to your request f me helping you with your sisters case, I will say at the moment there is little I can do for you because I am on an international case which will take to Africa in two days time so i might not actually be around to do much about your sister but I can still help if you send the details of the case to me via email today or tomorrow so that I can quickly runthrough it. Or you can chat with me on my yahoo Id so we can talk about this latter tomorrow as I will not be on phone for now till after my assignment. Think about it and send the the case details so that i can see what I can do for you.

Make sure you do everything possible so that your atm card can be release.

OFFICER IN-CHARGE:
NAME: MR. ROBERT MUELLER @
FBI Internet Fraud Watch/Alert

Thanks for your co-operation.



*****

Wassup homey G,

I’m so excited about getting this money! I don’t know where it came from, but it really doesn’t matter. The ATM card will be secured as soon as possible.

Ok, about my sister. Lola started doing GWS, gummy worm smuggling. Are there gummy worms where you are traveling in Africa? They are awful little creatures. Always moving and jiggling, in unexpected vibrant colors and flavors. They have recently been outlawed in Mexico and are in demand; gummy worms produce a “high” when snorted, cause people to have uncontrollable spurts of energy and sometimes weight gain. If you have too many you end up passed out on a couch somewhere and they’re highly addictive.

She was caught trying to smuggle gummy worms and cocaine into Mexico in her underpants. If you have gummy worms there in Africa you will understand how bad this is. Please, I really need your help. I can’t find her. Her name is LOLA T. MCGIBBLES. If you can tell me something about her, so that I know she is well, I will feel I can trust you and can proceed with the transaction.

Kitty

(**After I sent this letter 10 days wen by with no word and I believed my correspondence with Mr. Mueller to be over. However, to my delight the Central Bank of Nigeria contacted me to deliver instructions on the delivery of my ATM card.**)

*****

WELCOME TO INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUNDS DEPARTMENT





CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
14th Floor 51/55 Broad Street ,
P. M.B 12147 Lagos - Nigeria .
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
(RESOLUTION PANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT)
(ATM CARD APPROVED CODE 822)

Attention: Kitty

This is to acknowledge the receipt of the order from the senate house, in respect with the provision act of decree 114 of the 1999 constitution; I am directed to inform you that your payment verification and confirmations is correct. Therefore, we are happy to inform you that arrangements have been concluded to effect your payment as soon as possible and in our bid to transparency... Your skepticism is understandable and not without merit. However, we will not be party to a situation like you suggested and quite frankly, I take exception to what you are implying.Your ATM-822 is real and legitimate..

I am the co-ordinator for this category of programmer and it should not be surprising to you with you awareness so far that fraudulent people uses our name to try to scam/fraud innocent people.and reports trip to us day in day out of people defrauded using our name and other fraudulent email with company names and that is why they told you that you should stop further communication with any other person(s) OR office(s) to avoid hitches receiving your ATM-822... the problem we are now facing is that many beneficiary like you find it hard to believe us when they eventually become beneficiary, It is my pleasure to inform you that ATM Card Number; 4278763100030014 have been approved in your favor. Your Personal Identification Number is 2900... The ATM Card Value is $1,500,000.00 USD (One Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) Only. You are advised that a maximum withdrawal value of $5,000.00 USD is permitted on withdrawal per Day and we are duly Inter Switch and you can make withdrawal in any location and ATM Center of your choice.

We have concluded delivery arrangement with all COURIER SERVICES, Courier Company to be fully insured by Nicon Insurance Corporation. In view of this development, you are requested to choose from the options listed below your choice and cost of delivery,This is to inform you that, you will be responsible for the Payment of the Delivering of your (ATM CARD) and the above charges cannot be Deducted from the Prize and hence must be provided by you because your an international winner,before your prize is transferred to you.

(**Edit: This email included FedEx, UPS and DHL logos. I have removed the logos to avoid copyright issues, but retained the text of the email. **)

{DHL DELIVERY}

Mailing $150.00
Insurance $150.00
Doc Proccessing fee $250.75
TOTAL $ 550.75

{UPS DELIVERY}

Mailing $100.00
Insurance $150.00
Doc Proccessing fee $200.75
TOTAL $450.75

{FedEX DELIVERY}

Mailing $200.00
Insurance $130.00
Doc Proccessing fee $100.75
TOTAL $430.75

CONFIRM YOUR DELIVERY OF YOUR ATM-822 ADDRESS BELOW

RECEIVERS NAME:

DELIVERY ADDRESS:

COUNTRY

DELIVERY OPTION:

Please confirm if you can be able to take this cost so that I can know how to proceed, Delivery will be made to your address in 48 hours (2 days) after our confirmation of this payment for delivery, as you know that the delivery fee receipt will be used to attach on your payment delivery documents to avoid being delayed by customs.You are advice to Indicate the mode that suit you in delivering your ATM CARD. and get back to us Immediately.

Treat very urgently as we also remind you that your ATM Card is ready.
Mr. Oga Bisila
Phone number :+2348051718040
DIRECTOR ON FOREIGN COMMITTEE PAYMENT.
Copyright -2009 CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA .
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CONFIDENTIAL FROM CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA .
This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to which they are addressed. Dissemination, distribution or copying of this e-mail or the information herein by anyone other than the intended recipient, or an employee or agent Responsible for delivering the message to the intended recipient, is Prohibited.

*****

Meow,

Well, I suppose I'll take the DHL delivery, since it is the most expensive. It must be an extremely heavy ATM to be so costly, I'm guessing that is because of the money.

Mr. Oga, I grow increasingly skeptical of this. I want to trust you, but I need some proof that this is real. Can you please send me a postcard from Nigeria first? Maybe a picture of the beach, the desert or the snow--it doesn't matter, as long as you write me a little something, then I will feel safe to purchase the ATM card.

If you agree, I will send you my address.

Thank you,
Ms. Kitty

(Encouraged by my contact with the Central Bank of Nigeria I sent a follow-up letter to Mr. Mueller to check on Lola's case.)

Mr. Mueller,

I wanted to let you know that I should soon be completing the ATM transaction. Are you still watching? I would like to know that everything is still safe before I proceed.

Have you found any information on my sister? Anything at all would give me hope.

Thank you so much,
Ms. Kitty

*****

WELCOME TO INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUNDS DEPARTMENT





CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
14th Floor 51/55 Broad Street ,
P. M.B 12147 Lagos - Nigeria .
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
(RESOLUTION PANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT)
(ATM CARD APPROVED CODE 822)

Attention: Kitty

My Friend i believe I have told you all you need to know and i wount kill myself about this i am only doing my job.
This money is for your own betterment. You are dealing with a very reputable office and I can't pretend to be unaware of the happenings on net which is what i believe is make you skeptical but be rest assured that this different as we can not involve ourself in anything that with bring about national dishonour.

If you really know what $1.5 million dollars can do forr you then you wount be waisting time in acting according to my instructions. I don't know if you just want to let go this money because I believe I have tried my possible best to reassure that this office is too big to do sahdy deals or what so ever.

Please confirm if you can be able to take this cost so that I can know how to proceed, Delivery will be made to your address in 48 hours (2 days) after our confirmation of this payment for delivery, as you know that the delivery fee receipt will be used to attach on your payment delivery documents to avoid being delayed by customs.You are advice to Indicate the mode that suit you in delivering your ATM CARD. and get back to us Immediately.

Treat very urgently as we also remind you that your ATM Card is ready.
Mr. Oga Bisila
Phone number :+2348051718040
DIRECTOR ON FOREIGN COMMITTEE PAYMENT.
Copyright -2009 CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA .
============================================================================
CONFIDENTIAL FROM CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA .
This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to which they are addressed. Dissemination, distribution or copying of this e-mail or the information herein by anyone other than the intended recipient, or an employee or agent Responsible for delivering the message to the intended recipient, is Prohibited.

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Mr. Oga,

Pardon my skepticism, and certainly don't kill yourself over your respectable job, but I would still feel better if you sent me a postcard. Will you please consider it? It will not take much time at all to establish this trust between us.

Thank you,
Ms. Kitty