Monday, April 27, 2009

Part 2: Mr. Mueller and the Extradited Sister



Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crimes Division.

OFFICER IN-CHARGE:
NAME: MR. ROBERT MUELLER @
FBI Internet Fraud Watch/Alert
E-mail: fbi2243@live.com

Attention: Ms. Kitty

Yes Your email was received just that I have not been in town for the paste one month now. If you remember I told you that I will be going for an international investigation. I just came back but I will be going to Africa again so see so client.

We are still very much aware of your dealings with the ATM office as a matter of fact the man incharge notified me that you are not working in accordance with his instructions. You are yet to pay for the delivery of your ATM card and this I will advise that you go ahead and do as soon as you can. Further more I will not want him complaining again so do all what he asks you to do and don't tell him what to do. he complained of you requesting that he sends you a card or something before you send the money for your ATM delivery but I will suggest that you don't really need that as we have certified this ok.

About your sister I have a little information about the office handling her case but we are not so close. That doesn't mean I can't help you as a matter of fact I will try talking to him on phone latter by the day. But be informed that this will course you money as I will need to tip him some cash so that he inturn can help your sister.

Please let me know if you have contacted the ATM office and let me know how we can work it out about the cash of your sister case.

Make sure you do everything possible so that your atm card can be release.

OFFICER IN-CHARGE:
NAME: MR. ROBERT MUELLER @
FBI Internet Fraud Watch/Alert

Thanks for your co-operation.



MR.ROBERT MUELLER @
FBI Internet Fraud Watch/Alert

*****

Mr. Mueller,

Hope you had a fantastic time with your client in Africa; no need to apologize, not much has gone on in the paste one month anyhow.

So sorry that Mr. Oga has been complaining to you about my wanting a postcard. I just thought that we were getting to be friends and that it would help establish trust, but since you say this transaction is ok, I shall trust you, since you are the director of the FBI. Perhaps you could send me a signed postcard? It is my birthday soon and it would be a very special birthday gift to have your signature.

Can I pay for my sister's release at the same time as the ATM card? I am willing to transfer $20,000 at once. Will that be enough? Please negotiate with the authorities as to what their price is and I will pay it.

Thank you,
Ms. Kitty


*****

(**Meanwhile, Ms. Kitty received word from Inspector Chris Scot that Lola was alive and well in Brazil...**)

ANTI-DRUG MINITOR
BOARDER PATROL TEAM
RECIFE,BRAZIL

ATT:Ms. Kitty

I want to Bring to your Notice that a lady said to be your Sister is in our Custody in Brazil due to Drug related offences.She was apprehended while trying to carry subtance known as Cocaine into Mexico.She was brought to recife by the Anti-Drug team and since we are yet to get any information from her relatives.I want you to know that your sister is Okay.

I was Contact by Mr.Mueller of the FBI on how to help and make sure she is released.He gave me your email address and asked me to contact you.

I want you to know that you Sister need an Attorney to get her Bail and as soon as we help you secure an Attorney.you are required to Foot the Bills.

I await your Response.
Inspector Chris Scot

*****

Inspector Scot,

This is wonderful news! Oh, thank you so much for finding Lola! Please tell me how she came to be in Brazil. Is she being held on cocaine charges or gummy worm charges or both? If it is both I fear it shall be more costly to bring her home.

Securing an attorney will be no problem since our brother practices law. Mr. Mueller and I are working out an agreement to pay for her release along with the ATM fee. I suggested $20,000, but since you are working the case you will be able to tell me exactly how much I need to pay.

Is there any way for you to get her to write me? I just want for her to tell me herself that she is alright.

Thank you,
Kitty


*****

ANTI-DRUG MINITOR
BOARDER PATROL TEAM
RECIFE,BRAZIL

ATT:Ms.Kitty

I want you to know that your Sister was arrested for Cocaine to the best of my knowledge and i am only here to help make sure her case is Transferred to an Attorney.I don't know about any ATM fees so i don't know where that $20,000 is coming from.All i want you to know is that we don't secure external Attorney.We use our Attorney's here and they between $4,000 and $6,000 which i know that as soon as you make the Payment,A court will be summoned and her bail paper will be prepared.Mr Mueller only sent a Circular with your Email and i want you to know that i have not met him before.

As for your Sister writing you a note will not be Possible as she is under Custody and Only her Attorney can stand to make her do that.

I await your response

Inspector Chris Scot

*****

Inspector Scot,

I'll be making a payment today--I have the information.

Tell me, what do you do for fun? If I get to meet you soon maybe we can do lunch. Would you mind sending me a picture?

Ms. Kitty


*****

(Back to Mr. Mueller. I should mention that the subject line of this particular e-mail was MASSAGE FROM FBI. I doubt the American people realize that the talented Mr. Mueller is a masseur as well...)



Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crimes Division..

OFFICER IN-CHARGE:
NAME: MR. ROBERT MUELLER @
FBI Internet Fraud Watch/Alert
E-mail: fbiunitedstategovt@live.com

Attention: ***** ***** (Edit: Real name deleted)

Thanks we got your email,and understood all.I want to inform you that we are doing all its could to see to the release of your sister.
I want you to know that they Atm Card fees is to be paid immediately as you have been given lesser day to do that .
I reciever a memo yesterday that your fund is ready and i believe that the fund has been reduce from its formal fees.
Let e know when is your birthday and i will send my signature as you requested ok.
I want you to also let me know when you are sending the ATm fees and how much was the formal bill given to you please let me know within 24 hours .
I will be waiting ok.I have spoken to Inspector Scot ,he is a wounderfull person and he will assist you ok.
Thanks Regards

OFFICER IN-CHARGE:
NAME: MR. ROBERT MUELLER @
FBI Internet Fraud Watch/Alert

Thanks for your co-operation.



MR.ROBERT MUELLER @
FBI Internet Fraud Watch/Alert

(He sends a second letter before I respond to the one above...)



Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crimes Division.

OFFICER IN-CHARGE:
NAME: MR. ROBERT MUELLER @
FBI Internet Fraud Watch/Alert
E-mail: fbi2243@live.com

Attention: Ms. Kitty

Hello I got your last email and I must tell you that i am trying my best to get things done. I will be travelling to U.k in 24hours time, my and this means that i might not have time to send you the post card but i wish you many more years ahead as you celeberate your birthday soon. I will ask my wife to send the postcard to you.

Kitty, I have spoken to the officer incharge of your sisters case and we are gradually having an understanding. He has asked me for some money to settle some ooffice that might also help to see your sisters release. He resquuested for $5,000.00 but I want you to send $3,000.00 first thing tomorrow so that at my arrival I will pick the money up (Half payment) and send to him. When he sends me the document i requested from him then you will send the balance of $2,000.00 so that he can have it.

Please do not waste anytime in sending this mone and send me yyou cell phone number so that I can call you and tell you more about this and what needs to be done.

I hope to recieve the money tomorrow. I will check my email when I get to the airport hotel tomorrow.

Have a nice day and make sure you secure your atm card.
OFFICER IN-CHARGE:
NAME: MR. ROBERT MUELLER @
FBI Internet Fraud Watch/Alert

Thanks for your co-operation.



MR.ROBERT MUELLER @
FBI Internet Fraud Watch/Alert

*****

Mr. Mueller,

My sincerest apologies! I seem to have lost the information I need to make this ATM payment. Can you please ask the people whose activities you're monitoring to resend the ATM information? Please help me; I really need the money to help pay for my sister.

I grow increasingly frustrated with Inspector Scot. He has not told me if my sister Lola is being charged for gummy worm possession. Do you know if she has been charged with this? It could make it more difficult to get her out of Brazil.

Ah, I do not feel well. My dipsydoodleitis nearly ruined my birthday yesterday. Can I still count on you to send me a post card?

I feel really close to you. I think I love you. I would like to send you a photograph. Is that ok?

Ms. Kitty

0 comments: