And so we (hopefully) are coming to an end of the adventures of Mr. Mueller and Inspector Scot. They are the most tenacious bunch, still hot on the hunt after 3 weeks of silence on my part--I do have a life, you know.
-- Jess
*****
[5.1.09] Hello Ms. Kitty,
I got your email and I most tell you that i am quite concern about your siters case. I told you previousely that i spoke to office Mr. Scot and as an officer we are trying to have an undertanding between us so that your sisters case can be softened.
He requested for some money $5,000.00 Usd and i told him that he will get $3,000.00 now and the balance $2,000.00 when i see the progress from his end but am yet to get the money from you.
Anyway I am sorry about your strees but not to worry too much as i will try my best to see her release I will send an email request to the ATM office for payment directive for the delivery of your atm immediately.
Do have a wonderful day and send your pictures if you want to
Mr. Robert
*****
Over the next couple days I received several emails from Mr. Mueller and his band of thieves sending me various bogus instructions for payment information. There was nothing especially remarkable about the emails other than Mr. Mueller mysteriously went from signing his letters as Robert to calling himself Mr. Rubbert, and amusement at their growing impatience with me. Robert/Rubbert also stopped using pictures in his emails; oh, disappointment. The shorter and more interesting ones of those I have posted.
*****
[5.2.09]Compliment to you
We got an email from the ATM Office that They went through your file later after the mail was sent to you that the amount sent to you was not the axaclt amount you were suppose to pay.The new payment salated for you is
$ 1460.75 .
Below new amount granded for your payment immediately .So please make the payment and forward it down to us so we can forward it to them immediately ok.
I will be waiting.
Mr. Rubbert
*****
[5.4.09]Hello Ms. Kitty,
Did you get my last forwarded payment information? I sent you the email you requested form the atm office.
Like i told you I am now in the U.K. I called officer scot in regards to your sisters case and he said he is ready to work with us but you are not complying by sending the money he requested for. He told me that your sister case is very serious as it involves drugs but he will try his best to see her out of jail.
You better start acting very fast so that we can make good use of this opportunity. Send the money I asked you to send to me. I will recieve it here in the U.k and remmite it to him so that he can start work immediately.
Send me your direct cell phone number so that I can call you.
Send the delivery charges to the ATM office fast. If possible do it today so that they can commense delivery.
Regards
Mr. Robbert Mueller
*****
(My, my. Inspector Scot has a bit of a temper!)
[5.5.09] ANTI-DRUG MINITOR
BOARDER PATROL TEAM
RECIFE,BRAZIL
Ms. Kitty
I am so Sorry that i just emailed you today.I have been having Loads of works.I want you to know that i have not told you to Pay any Money yet and i never gave you any Payment Information so i don't know where you got that.
I don't understand what you mean by what i do for Fun.Though i am Fun loving,i don't Combine my Job with Fun so get that.What do you mean by i should sent you a Picture?Am not Contacting you for Fun you know.I wouldn't have Contacted you but for a Memo from Mr Mueller of the FBI so if you are not ready to get a Bail for your Sister,Just let me know and stop wasting my Time.
Inspector Chris Scot
*****
(The following was sent from Mr. Mueller's email but alas, no entertaining signature included this time. )
[5.25.09] WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM ,ARE YOU NO MORE INTRESTED IN OUR ASSISTANCE PLEASE LET US KNOW .IF YOU ARE STILL RADY THEM MAKE THE PAYMENT IMMEDIATELY ALRIGHT.
Receiver names: Mr. Peter Ogboh.
Address: 5 Airport Road, Garki, Abuja.
Country: Nigeria.
Text Question : To who
Text Answer: Peter
Zip Code: 234
*****
(Having mercy on their souls, I finally decided to reply.)
[5.29.09] My dear Mr. Rubbert, (did you have a name change?)
What is my problem? Where do I begin? I have been out of the country since we spoke last. I went to Brazil, looking for Lola. I met her in a club down in old Soho where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola (C-O-L-A), cola. Great club.
Our reunion was cut short, however. She was just about to sell me some gummy worms when Inspector Scot found her and took her back to jail. You never told me he was an Elvis impersonator!
Now I am back in America. I have been in contact with some local FBI agents like yourself, and they told me that I should go back to working with you. I have no money left after my trip. Can you send me some money so that I can finish this transaction? I am still waiting on the postcard from your wife.
Ms. Kitty
*****
[5.30.09] Subject: IN 48 HOURS REPLY BACK WITH HOW MUCH YOU CAN PAY
From: "FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION WASHINGTON DC"
No Name has been change,you will need to make the payment and that is final,No body sent you to brazil,so arrang for the payment in 48 hours ,or let me know how much you can pay?
Regards
Robert
*****
[5.30.09] Mr. Robert,
After feverishly searching for some money I'm thrilled to say I scrounged up enough that I think you'll be satisfied--$5.88. This was a collaborative effort on behalf of my piggy bank, couch cushions and my begging on the street. I might be able to make another couple dollars this weekend.
So, where do I send this money? If you have any other fundraising ideas, do let me know.
Ms. Kitty
*****
[6.2.09] Subject: MASSAGE FORWARDED TO YOU,AND MAKE THE PAYMENT OF $500 usd WITH THE INFORMATION BELOW
From: "FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION WASHINGTON DC"
THis massage is from the ATM office Alright,we forwarded it to you to let you know were to make the payment to,Dont fail so they can help you.
Robert
ATTENS: Ms. Kitty
I wish to infrom you that inasmuch as we are doing our best to see that your ATM card get to you as soon as possible,we advices that you make the payment to this addresses below which was sent by The ATm Office for you to make the transfer to them in Nigeria.
You know i you get this fund from the ATM office you can then use it to assist your sister alright.
According Mr. Oga Bisila of the ATM office ,he say you should not pay any thing less than $500 .00 USD,so in 24hours make sure you look for the fund and transfer the fund to them and send them the information after making the payment through Western Union Money Transfer .
Send the Payment Using Western Union Money Transfer OR MoneyGram Transfer Services . With this Information.
Receiver names: Mr. Mike Itsede.
Address: 5 Airport Road, Garki, Abuja.
Country: Nigeria.
Text Question : To who
Text Answer: Peter
Zip Code: 234
Sender's Full names :
Sender's address :
Amount Sent :
MTCN (Money Control Number) :
Text Question and answer :
*****
[6.3.09] Mr. Robert,
I am so excited about this massage! Thank you so much. Who will be giving me the massage, yourself? Or a professional masseuse?
In my last letter I related to you that my expeditious search only produced $5.88. There is no way for me to make $500 in time to help my sister. Can you pay the extra $494.12, and I will pay you back after I receive the rest of my ATM funds?
Love,
Ms. Kitty
*****
[6.3.09] Subject: IF YOU FAIL THEN FORGET IT
From: "FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION WASHINGTON DC"
I wish to inform you that i have been able to get $394.12USD,so you need to send $100 USD do then within 24 hours ,or i will not assist you an more.
I will send the balance to them in 24 hours but if we don get confirmation form you them forget it .
THanks
Mr RObert
*****
[6.3.09] Mr. RObert,
Thank you for the effort you have made. I can send in $50 today.
But what happened to "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again"? That's so much more chipper than "If you fail, then forget it." I am not pleased with your pessimism.
...and my massage?!
Ms. Kitty
*****
[6.4.09] Subject: IF YOU FAIL THEN FORGET IT,I WILL NOT MAIL YOU AGAIN WITH THE PAYMENT INFORMATION
From: "FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION WASHINGTON DC"
Thanks for your mail. Let me put it to you that we will not fail,If you so wishes not to send the money so be it
We have made all plain with our agent ,in Nigeria who will monitor the delivery for you and as soon as you transfer the fees to them through our office,Forget it you are getting you ATM Card with 48 hours. I want to inform you that our office will do every thing possible to see that your ATM Card is sent and delivery to you immediately. So no cause for alarm. Just do what you have to do and get this thing don. We are assisting you with our own fund and if you fail forget it alright.I might not mail you again if i don't get the payment information on your nest mail. I said the balance remain now is $100 USD.If i don get it on your next mail please forget it alright.Let me tell you that we are succeeding ,so that is the hope.
Don't mail me back without the payment information,which will equally means you don want me to assist you ok.
payment information attach. Send the Payment Using Western Union Money Transfer OR Money Gram Transfer Services . With this Information.
Receiver names: Mr.. Mike Itsede.
Address: 5 Airport Road, Garki, Abuja.
Country: Nigeria.
Text Question : To who
Text Answer: Peter
Zip Code: 234
Sender's Full names :
Sender's address :
Amount Sent :
MTCN (Money Control Number) :
Text Question and answer :
regards to you
Mr Robert
*****
[6.4.09] Mr. Robert,
Can I send it to you in pennies?
Ms. Kitty
Friday, May 29, 2009
Part 3: Mr. Mueller and the Extradited Sister
Monday, April 27, 2009
Part 2: Mr. Mueller and the Extradited Sister
Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crimes Division.
OFFICER IN-CHARGE:
NAME: MR. ROBERT MUELLER @
FBI Internet Fraud Watch/Alert
E-mail: fbi2243@live.com
Attention: Ms. Kitty
Yes Your email was received just that I have not been in town for the paste one month now. If you remember I told you that I will be going for an international investigation. I just came back but I will be going to Africa again so see so client.
We are still very much aware of your dealings with the ATM office as a matter of fact the man incharge notified me that you are not working in accordance with his instructions. You are yet to pay for the delivery of your ATM card and this I will advise that you go ahead and do as soon as you can. Further more I will not want him complaining again so do all what he asks you to do and don't tell him what to do. he complained of you requesting that he sends you a card or something before you send the money for your ATM delivery but I will suggest that you don't really need that as we have certified this ok.
About your sister I have a little information about the office handling her case but we are not so close. That doesn't mean I can't help you as a matter of fact I will try talking to him on phone latter by the day. But be informed that this will course you money as I will need to tip him some cash so that he inturn can help your sister.
Please let me know if you have contacted the ATM office and let me know how we can work it out about the cash of your sister case.
Make sure you do everything possible so that your atm card can be release.
OFFICER IN-CHARGE:
NAME: MR. ROBERT MUELLER @
FBI Internet Fraud Watch/Alert
Thanks for your co-operation.
MR.ROBERT MUELLER @
FBI Internet Fraud Watch/Alert
*****
Mr. Mueller,
Hope you had a fantastic time with your client in Africa; no need to apologize, not much has gone on in the paste one month anyhow.
So sorry that Mr. Oga has been complaining to you about my wanting a postcard. I just thought that we were getting to be friends and that it would help establish trust, but since you say this transaction is ok, I shall trust you, since you are the director of the FBI. Perhaps you could send me a signed postcard? It is my birthday soon and it would be a very special birthday gift to have your signature.
Can I pay for my sister's release at the same time as the ATM card? I am willing to transfer $20,000 at once. Will that be enough? Please negotiate with the authorities as to what their price is and I will pay it.
Thank you,
Ms. Kitty
*****
(**Meanwhile, Ms. Kitty received word from Inspector Chris Scot that Lola was alive and well in Brazil...**)
ANTI-DRUG MINITOR
BOARDER PATROL TEAM
RECIFE,BRAZIL
ATT:Ms. Kitty
I want to Bring to your Notice that a lady said to be your Sister is in our Custody in Brazil due to Drug related offences.She was apprehended while trying to carry subtance known as Cocaine into Mexico.She was brought to recife by the Anti-Drug team and since we are yet to get any information from her relatives.I want you to know that your sister is Okay.
I was Contact by Mr.Mueller of the FBI on how to help and make sure she is released.He gave me your email address and asked me to contact you.
I want you to know that you Sister need an Attorney to get her Bail and as soon as we help you secure an Attorney.you are required to Foot the Bills.
I await your Response.
Inspector Chris Scot
*****
Inspector Scot,
This is wonderful news! Oh, thank you so much for finding Lola! Please tell me how she came to be in Brazil. Is she being held on cocaine charges or gummy worm charges or both? If it is both I fear it shall be more costly to bring her home.
Securing an attorney will be no problem since our brother practices law. Mr. Mueller and I are working out an agreement to pay for her release along with the ATM fee. I suggested $20,000, but since you are working the case you will be able to tell me exactly how much I need to pay.
Is there any way for you to get her to write me? I just want for her to tell me herself that she is alright.
Thank you,
Kitty
*****
ANTI-DRUG MINITOR
BOARDER PATROL TEAM
RECIFE,BRAZIL
ATT:Ms.Kitty
I want you to know that your Sister was arrested for Cocaine to the best of my knowledge and i am only here to help make sure her case is Transferred to an Attorney.I don't know about any ATM fees so i don't know where that $20,000 is coming from.All i want you to know is that we don't secure external Attorney.We use our Attorney's here and they between $4,000 and $6,000 which i know that as soon as you make the Payment,A court will be summoned and her bail paper will be prepared.Mr Mueller only sent a Circular with your Email and i want you to know that i have not met him before.
As for your Sister writing you a note will not be Possible as she is under Custody and Only her Attorney can stand to make her do that.
I await your response
Inspector Chris Scot
*****
Inspector Scot,
I'll be making a payment today--I have the information.
Tell me, what do you do for fun? If I get to meet you soon maybe we can do lunch. Would you mind sending me a picture?
Ms. Kitty
*****
(Back to Mr. Mueller. I should mention that the subject line of this particular e-mail was MASSAGE FROM FBI. I doubt the American people realize that the talented Mr. Mueller is a masseur as well...)
Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crimes Division..
OFFICER IN-CHARGE:
NAME: MR. ROBERT MUELLER @
FBI Internet Fraud Watch/Alert
E-mail: fbiunitedstategovt@live.com
Attention: ***** ***** (Edit: Real name deleted)
Thanks we got your email,and understood all.I want to inform you that we are doing all its could to see to the release of your sister.
I want you to know that they Atm Card fees is to be paid immediately as you have been given lesser day to do that .
I reciever a memo yesterday that your fund is ready and i believe that the fund has been reduce from its formal fees.
Let e know when is your birthday and i will send my signature as you requested ok.
I want you to also let me know when you are sending the ATm fees and how much was the formal bill given to you please let me know within 24 hours .
I will be waiting ok.I have spoken to Inspector Scot ,he is a wounderfull person and he will assist you ok.
Thanks Regards
OFFICER IN-CHARGE:
NAME: MR. ROBERT MUELLER @
FBI Internet Fraud Watch/Alert
Thanks for your co-operation.
MR.ROBERT MUELLER @
FBI Internet Fraud Watch/Alert
(He sends a second letter before I respond to the one above...)
Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crimes Division.
OFFICER IN-CHARGE:
NAME: MR. ROBERT MUELLER @
FBI Internet Fraud Watch/Alert
E-mail: fbi2243@live.com
Attention: Ms. Kitty
Hello I got your last email and I must tell you that i am trying my best to get things done. I will be travelling to U.k in 24hours time, my and this means that i might not have time to send you the post card but i wish you many more years ahead as you celeberate your birthday soon. I will ask my wife to send the postcard to you.
Kitty, I have spoken to the officer incharge of your sisters case and we are gradually having an understanding. He has asked me for some money to settle some ooffice that might also help to see your sisters release. He resquuested for $5,000.00 but I want you to send $3,000.00 first thing tomorrow so that at my arrival I will pick the money up (Half payment) and send to him. When he sends me the document i requested from him then you will send the balance of $2,000.00 so that he can have it.
Please do not waste anytime in sending this mone and send me yyou cell phone number so that I can call you and tell you more about this and what needs to be done.
I hope to recieve the money tomorrow. I will check my email when I get to the airport hotel tomorrow.
Have a nice day and make sure you secure your atm card.
OFFICER IN-CHARGE:
NAME: MR. ROBERT MUELLER @
FBI Internet Fraud Watch/Alert
Thanks for your co-operation.
MR.ROBERT MUELLER @
FBI Internet Fraud Watch/Alert
*****
Mr. Mueller,
My sincerest apologies! I seem to have lost the information I need to make this ATM payment. Can you please ask the people whose activities you're monitoring to resend the ATM information? Please help me; I really need the money to help pay for my sister.
I grow increasingly frustrated with Inspector Scot. He has not told me if my sister Lola is being charged for gummy worm possession. Do you know if she has been charged with this? It could make it more difficult to get her out of Brazil.
Ah, I do not feel well. My dipsydoodleitis nearly ruined my birthday yesterday. Can I still count on you to send me a post card?
I feel really close to you. I think I love you. I would like to send you a photograph. Is that ok?
Ms. Kitty
Part 1: Mr. Mueller and the Extradited Sister
This correspondence is turning out to be quite lengthy so I have decided to split it into two posts; please stay tuned for the sequel. At this point in the story, Ms. Kitty has yet to pay her ATM transfer fees and is waiting upon a post card from Mr. Oga. Mr. Mueller (if you didn't know, Robert Mueller is the current Director of the FBI) is busy hunting down Lola, Kitty's sister who has been arrested in Mexico for smuggling cocaine and gummy worms.
When the story continues, a mysterious inspect confirms Lola's well-being an extradition to another country, and Mr. Mueller grows increasingly frustrated with Kitty's lack of payment.
Enjoy!
Joseph Persichini, Jr
Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crimes Division.
OFFICER IN-CHARGE:
NAME: MR. ROBERT MUELLER @
FBI Internet Fraud Watch/Alert
E-mail: fbi2243@mail2America.com
E-mail: fbi2243@live.com
Attn: ***** ***** (Edit: Deleted my real name.)
The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), Has discovered through our intelligence Monitoring Network AND the information from the Metropolitan Police Authority interNet alert intelligence , that you have an on going transaction with the Office of The Senate House, Federal Republic of Nigeria, Committee On Foreign Payment in Nigeria, with regards to the Inheritance and you as the Beneficiary of 1.5 Million Dollars (One Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) .
So the Federal Bureau Of Investigation (FBI) Washington DC, in conjunction with the Metropolitan Police, Africa Yard, Has screened through our various Monitoring Networks and has been confirmed and notified that you have to complete the transaction as it is legit and you have the Lawful Right to claim your due 1,500,000.00 Dollars (One Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars). We advise you to go ahead with them as we are monitoring all their services and network.. Be advised that any letter or lottery Notification received from anybody or company should be forwarded to us with immediate effect for investigations
The American, British and Africa Government has spent over $50.7 Million Dollars to make sure that scammers are brought before the law. They are still ready to spend more to make sure they are brought before the law.
Meanwhile, you are advised to follow the procedure of the SENATE HOUSE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA , They have their own legal procedure which we have examined and confirmed legal. Follow their instructions while you keep us updated for more details. You are advised to contact the necessary office for more details for the delivery of your parcel containing the ATM card as we are monitoring every move now.
Please, be advised and be aware that your INHERITANCE had been insured and the necessary charges would be taken care of by you, as confirmed by the Monitoring network. For your own good you are advised to confirm any lottery promo you have either involved your self with in the past to enable us trace this scammers. Only this Delivery of your parcel has been confirmed Legal any other are still under investigation, and so many others are scam, most especially from Europe, Africa and Asia.
You are to continue with the said Firm.
OFFICER IN-CHARGE:
NAME: MR. ROBERT MUELLER @
FBI Internet Fraud
Watch/Alert
Thanks for your co-operation.
*****
Mr. Mueller,
Thank you for the personal note; it was touching. I will certainly continue with this transaction.
Hey, listen, since we're pen pals now and all, can I ask you a favor? My sister was arrested for stuffing cocaine and gummy worms into her underpants while crossing the border into Mexico. She is Lola T. McGibbles. Can you spring her out for me?
Thanks,
Kitty
*****
Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crimes Division.
OFFICER IN-CHARGE:
NAME: MR. ROBERT MUELLER @
FBI Internet Fraud Watch/Alert
E-mail: fbi2243@live.com
Attention: Kitty
Your email was received and well noted and will also advice that you do what they ask you to do for you to secure your atm card. We are aware of the delivery charges you will be asked to pay, pay the charges as it is going to the courier company as delivery charges of your parcel.
In regards to your request f me helping you with your sisters case, I will say at the moment there is little I can do for you because I am on an international case which will take to Africa in two days time so i might not actually be around to do much about your sister but I can still help if you send the details of the case to me via email today or tomorrow so that I can quickly runthrough it. Or you can chat with me on my yahoo Id so we can talk about this latter tomorrow as I will not be on phone for now till after my assignment. Think about it and send the the case details so that i can see what I can do for you.
Make sure you do everything possible so that your atm card can be release.
OFFICER IN-CHARGE:
NAME: MR. ROBERT MUELLER @
FBI Internet Fraud Watch/Alert
Thanks for your co-operation.
*****
Wassup homey G,
I’m so excited about getting this money! I don’t know where it came from, but it really doesn’t matter. The ATM card will be secured as soon as possible.
Ok, about my sister. Lola started doing GWS, gummy worm smuggling. Are there gummy worms where you are traveling in Africa? They are awful little creatures. Always moving and jiggling, in unexpected vibrant colors and flavors. They have recently been outlawed in Mexico and are in demand; gummy worms produce a “high” when snorted, cause people to have uncontrollable spurts of energy and sometimes weight gain. If you have too many you end up passed out on a couch somewhere and they’re highly addictive.
She was caught trying to smuggle gummy worms and cocaine into Mexico in her underpants. If you have gummy worms there in Africa you will understand how bad this is. Please, I really need your help. I can’t find her. Her name is LOLA T. MCGIBBLES. If you can tell me something about her, so that I know she is well, I will feel I can trust you and can proceed with the transaction.
Kitty
(**After I sent this letter 10 days wen by with no word and I believed my correspondence with Mr. Mueller to be over. However, to my delight the Central Bank of Nigeria contacted me to deliver instructions on the delivery of my ATM card.**)
*****
WELCOME TO INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUNDS DEPARTMENT
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
14th Floor 51/55 Broad Street ,
P. M.B 12147 Lagos - Nigeria .
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
(RESOLUTION PANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT)
(ATM CARD APPROVED CODE 822)
Attention: Kitty
This is to acknowledge the receipt of the order from the senate house, in respect with the provision act of decree 114 of the 1999 constitution; I am directed to inform you that your payment verification and confirmations is correct. Therefore, we are happy to inform you that arrangements have been concluded to effect your payment as soon as possible and in our bid to transparency... Your skepticism is understandable and not without merit. However, we will not be party to a situation like you suggested and quite frankly, I take exception to what you are implying.Your ATM-822 is real and legitimate..
I am the co-ordinator for this category of programmer and it should not be surprising to you with you awareness so far that fraudulent people uses our name to try to scam/fraud innocent people.and reports trip to us day in day out of people defrauded using our name and other fraudulent email with company names and that is why they told you that you should stop further communication with any other person(s) OR office(s) to avoid hitches receiving your ATM-822... the problem we are now facing is that many beneficiary like you find it hard to believe us when they eventually become beneficiary, It is my pleasure to inform you that ATM Card Number; 4278763100030014 have been approved in your favor. Your Personal Identification Number is 2900... The ATM Card Value is $1,500,000.00 USD (One Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) Only. You are advised that a maximum withdrawal value of $5,000.00 USD is permitted on withdrawal per Day and we are duly Inter Switch and you can make withdrawal in any location and ATM Center of your choice.
We have concluded delivery arrangement with all COURIER SERVICES, Courier Company to be fully insured by Nicon Insurance Corporation. In view of this development, you are requested to choose from the options listed below your choice and cost of delivery,This is to inform you that, you will be responsible for the Payment of the Delivering of your (ATM CARD) and the above charges cannot be Deducted from the Prize and hence must be provided by you because your an international winner,before your prize is transferred to you.
(**Edit: This email included FedEx, UPS and DHL logos. I have removed the logos to avoid copyright issues, but retained the text of the email. **)
{DHL DELIVERY}
Mailing $150.00
Insurance $150.00
Doc Proccessing fee $250.75
TOTAL $ 550.75
{UPS DELIVERY}
Mailing $100.00
Insurance $150.00
Doc Proccessing fee $200.75
TOTAL $450.75
{FedEX DELIVERY}
Mailing $200.00
Insurance $130.00
Doc Proccessing fee $100.75
TOTAL $430.75
CONFIRM YOUR DELIVERY OF YOUR ATM-822 ADDRESS BELOW
RECEIVERS NAME:
DELIVERY ADDRESS:
COUNTRY
DELIVERY OPTION:
Please confirm if you can be able to take this cost so that I can know how to proceed, Delivery will be made to your address in 48 hours (2 days) after our confirmation of this payment for delivery, as you know that the delivery fee receipt will be used to attach on your payment delivery documents to avoid being delayed by customs.You are advice to Indicate the mode that suit you in delivering your ATM CARD. and get back to us Immediately.
Treat very urgently as we also remind you that your ATM Card is ready.
Mr. Oga Bisila
Phone number :+2348051718040
DIRECTOR ON FOREIGN COMMITTEE PAYMENT.
Copyright -2009 CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA .
============================================================================
CONFIDENTIAL FROM CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA .
This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to which they are addressed. Dissemination, distribution or copying of this e-mail or the information herein by anyone other than the intended recipient, or an employee or agent Responsible for delivering the message to the intended recipient, is Prohibited.
*****
Meow,
Well, I suppose I'll take the DHL delivery, since it is the most expensive. It must be an extremely heavy ATM to be so costly, I'm guessing that is because of the money.
Mr. Oga, I grow increasingly skeptical of this. I want to trust you, but I need some proof that this is real. Can you please send me a postcard from Nigeria first? Maybe a picture of the beach, the desert or the snow--it doesn't matter, as long as you write me a little something, then I will feel safe to purchase the ATM card.
If you agree, I will send you my address.
Thank you,
Ms. Kitty
(Encouraged by my contact with the Central Bank of Nigeria I sent a follow-up letter to Mr. Mueller to check on Lola's case.)
Mr. Mueller,
I wanted to let you know that I should soon be completing the ATM transaction. Are you still watching? I would like to know that everything is still safe before I proceed.
Have you found any information on my sister? Anything at all would give me hope.
Thank you so much,
Ms. Kitty
*****
WELCOME TO INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUNDS DEPARTMENT
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
14th Floor 51/55 Broad Street ,
P. M.B 12147 Lagos - Nigeria .
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
(RESOLUTION PANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT)
(ATM CARD APPROVED CODE 822)
Attention: Kitty
My Friend i believe I have told you all you need to know and i wount kill myself about this i am only doing my job.
This money is for your own betterment. You are dealing with a very reputable office and I can't pretend to be unaware of the happenings on net which is what i believe is make you skeptical but be rest assured that this different as we can not involve ourself in anything that with bring about national dishonour.
If you really know what $1.5 million dollars can do forr you then you wount be waisting time in acting according to my instructions. I don't know if you just want to let go this money because I believe I have tried my possible best to reassure that this office is too big to do sahdy deals or what so ever.
Please confirm if you can be able to take this cost so that I can know how to proceed, Delivery will be made to your address in 48 hours (2 days) after our confirmation of this payment for delivery, as you know that the delivery fee receipt will be used to attach on your payment delivery documents to avoid being delayed by customs.You are advice to Indicate the mode that suit you in delivering your ATM CARD. and get back to us Immediately.
Treat very urgently as we also remind you that your ATM Card is ready.
Mr. Oga Bisila
Phone number :+2348051718040
DIRECTOR ON FOREIGN COMMITTEE PAYMENT.
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Mr. Oga,
Pardon my skepticism, and certainly don't kill yourself over your respectable job, but I would still feel better if you sent me a postcard. Will you please consider it? It will not take much time at all to establish this trust between us.
Thank you,
Ms. Kitty
Friday, March 27, 2009
The original Mr. Cookies
I am in receipt of your mail and as earlier stated, I am Adrein Jones of 42 Mobil road, Freetown, Sierra Leone and a staff of Adjones International Ltd.
I am acting as representative of Mrs. John Addo as we are interested in engaging your services as manager of a large volume of funds for investment purpose. The amount of funds in question is Twenty Million USD, which has been set aside for direct investment overseas, I studied your listing on www.allfreelancework.com and we decided to contact you and have you implement this investment.
Mrs. Rose Addo, who is the wife of late Major. Addo John extracted that her late husband during his tenure as Finance Minister here in Sierra Leone made payments to foreign and local contractors and for this, they gratified his office. It was through this gratification that he accumulated funds and deposited it with a finance firm based in Europe.
We therefore, invite you to come forward and help invest this fund as your listing gives us satisfactory remarks. Major. John Addo deposited this fund with the finance firm stating in his mandate, that in due time, the funds will be released to the beneficiary being his foreign business partner, whose name was not mentioned. I was made to understand by his wife that the reason for this mandate was to give the funds a security of protection that the funds do not belong to Major Addo rather a foreign partner.
We have decided that you will invest these funds and act as the investment manager, whereby you will run and manage the business on your own on partnership basis with Mrs. Rose Addo. We also agreed to offer you 20% of this fund, which we consider as fees for your know-how in investing funds and managing it.
I will wait to receive your acceptance to give you further information and request confidentiality on your part.
I await your mail.
Adrein
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Hello Adrein,
This sounds fantastic! As I'm sure you already know, I
am exceptionally qualified for financial management,
having opened a checking account for myself just last
year. You can count on my discretion and
confidentiality; I won't let you down. Please write
back and tell me what I need to do to help.
X's and O's to Mrs. Rose.
Thanks again,
Jessica
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Jessica,
It is nice to hear from you again. I have made important inquiries to ensure we secure fund transfer safely from the bank in Europe.
I discussed this matter discretely with my lawyer and he advised us on what to do to have smooth fund transfer from the bank without hitches. My lawyer’s name is Barrister Miller and he request his role be kept confidential but added I may send you his contact if you wish to reach him for further advice.
I have told you how late Major made this fund and deposited it with the bank in Europe through a finance firm. My barrister advised we must procure certain documents here in Sierra Leone to give the impression that you had in the past done a contract here for which the said sum was paid to you. Barrister Miller assured that documents will be backdated to reflect date fund deposit was made with the bank.
Barrister Miller explained that we will have to register your company here with the authorities and when that is done, we will procure documents relating to contract awarded and contract completed by you, as this will proof source of fund to the bank. In this respect, Barrister Miller has explained to me what it will take us to have this process completed with the officials of the authorities here and he also promised to assist us talk to the officials who will procure these documents.
Barrister Miller has told me clearly how much it will cost me to have the officials paid and mobilized for this process. He also told me that when this process is finalized, the bank in Europe would require receipted endorsements from us, which will attract bank fees. This is the position we find ourselves and this is the reason I contacted you and asked for your assistance.
I cannot handle this alone and need to work with you if we must finalize fund transfer successfully with the bank. The cost of mobilization here will almost take my savings and I have committed myself to handle it. I will need your commitment in same manner that you will handle any matters that will arise during your correspondence with the bank. This commitment is important, as endorsement from the bank will attract fees, which Barrister Miller said we will know when you contact the bank.
Mrs. Rose Addo would like to know if you have found a good location were she will reside with her children on arrival to your country. She will also like to know if there are good private schools in that location and she was particularly interested in knowing your marital status. I have contacted a traveling agent who is working on our traveling documents and he promised on delivering.
I will wait to receive your mail.
Adrein
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Adrein,
I have received your letter with much interest. This
is definitely an investment I'm well suited to handle.
The bank fees will be no problem as I'm already
wealthy, pretty much beyond my wildest dreams, but I'm
also bored and the naughtiness of this project excites
me. Please, have Barrister Miller contact me.
To Mrs. Rose, no, unfortunately I am not married. I
suffer from a condition called Imminent Death Syndrome
(IDS) and it makes most commitments near impossible,
which is why I'm always seeking action to live for the
moment. Also I have dipsydoodlitis. Anyway. What part
of the country does she want to live in? I will make
inquiries as to which state will be best for her and
her children.
Honestly I begin to worry about our security. Perhaps
we should speak in code, or at least use code names.
From now on I will be Ms. Kitty, and you will go by
Mr. Cookies. This will ensure our success. Take care
my friend, and watch your back out there.
Ms. Kitty
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Ms Kitty,
I have discussed with Barrister Miller and he informed me he would need your information such as;
1. Your company name you will prefer we use for registration here.
2. The Address of said company
I asked Mrs. Rose the part of the country she will prefer to live and she said I should seek your advice in that regard since you know better than her. I confirm the code names you sent and think it was thoughtful of you.
I will wait to receive this information and will submit it to Barrister Miller.
You may contact Barrister Miller through his email: victormiller@lawyer.com
I await your mail.
Mr. cookies
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Mr. Cookies,
Thanks for using the code names. This is so much safer. I can just feel that we are going to have a great partnership....thank you for trusting me. I actually own two companies, and these are their websites:
http://www.millingdaleicecream.co.uk/
http://www.cybusindustries.net
Before giving you the address of these companies though, I need some assurances that I can trust you. A photograph of you and Mrs. Rose together, or priority shipment of your firstborn perhaps. But I ask too much of you, my friend. A notarized fax transmission and your signature will suffice. If this is agreeable I will give you my fax number. It's nothing big, just a little note to say you care.
Mrs. Rose will be so excited--I have found the perfect place for her: a beautiful family oriented town called Quantico. If she cannot afford living there it will be no problem because I know someone who is willing to help her with money. Besides, Quantico is known for government-supported living accomodations and she will have no trouble getting in.
Well, I must sign off. My dipsydoodlitis is making me feel ill, and I sense a flare up of my IDS tomorrow. I am still up to this challenge, and will write to Barrister Miller accordingly.
Ms. Kitty
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Hi Barrister Miller,
Mr. Cookies said I could contact you for details about our impending arrangement. I look forward to working with you. I just wanted to introduce myself. I'm already a successful businesswoman but I am always looking for new opportunities. Also, you probably know this from Mr. Cookies, but I suffer from IDS (Imminent Death Syndrome) so I live to seize the day. These are my two companies:
http://www.millingdaleicecream.co.uk/
http://www.cybusindustries.net
Tell me, is Mr. Cookies an upstanding man? Since you're a lawyer at lawyer.com I really trust your opinion. How long have you known him? Please tell me what you know about him and Mrs. Rose and if you think I can trust them.
I look forward to hearing from you soon. Our mutual friend and I have been using code names for security (he's probably already told you), but you need to use one too or else our cover may be blown. You will be know from now on as Knight Sir Bunny. Thank you for your cooperation.
Ms. Kitty
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Ms Kitty,
Please find attached pictures of Mrs. Addo Rose and her children.
I have already forwarded my profile to you with full address. I did that for the prupose of trust and expect you reciprocate that trust.
To ask me to send further proof of my person is ridiculous.
I will wait to receive your address.
Mr. Cookies
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Mr. Cookies,
Sorry to have caused offense at the suggestion of
further proof of your person, but I hardly think it's
fair to call my wanting to meet your firstborn
ridiculous. It's highly insulting. In America
firstborns are often bartered as insurance in
respectable business transactions--it's quite
customary. You would do well to better familiarize
yourself with our traditions.
Regardless, I think it wise we proceed with our plan.
My lawyer advised me that it would be best if I deal
with the bank in Sierra Leone directly and give them
my information on the phone. What is the contact
information for the bank we're using? I'll call them
as soon as I hear from you.
Ms. Kitty
The cancerous Mrs. Vitaly
This exchange is rather lengthy, but a good read. My replies in bold.
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Dear in Christ,
May our good Lord bless you and reward you for your going out and your coming in through Jesus Christ our Lord Amen.
I am Mrs Trishin Vitaly a Pest Control Contractor; Origin of Russia, I am married to Late Dr Nikolaevich Vitaly a businessman in Cote D'Ivoire also the owner of APPRAISAL OF BIG ENTERPRISES http://www.okp-okp.ru
We based here in Cote D' Ivorie for nine years before he died in the year 2004 after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death, we were both born again Christian.
Since his death, I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against.We were married for nineteen years with a child before He died, When my late husband was alive he left the sum of $5.5 Million (Five million five hundred thousand U.S.Dollars) in a fixed deposit account with a Bank, Recently, following my ill health my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Eight months due to my cancer problem.
He told me that in the next 2 months there is going to be a spread of this cancer to my bones and I will not live again, the one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a Christian, Individual, and Organization or church whom I know may need it and that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein according to the desire of my late husband before his death.
Presently, this money is still with the Bank. I want this fund to be used in liberation work Activities like, help to Pastors families, Orphanages, less privileged in the society and Christian schools, poor people in your amidst and up keeping of the Churches and for propagating the word of God and to endeavour that the house of God is maintained.
Also I took this decision because of my only child that will inherit 25% from this money and help him to secure a good education & accommodation in your country and also for the sake of God I will like you take him as your child and be a guidance to him where by my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision.
The Bible made us to understand that "Blessed is the hand that giveth". I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that "the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace". I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health. With God all things are possible.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank for you to contact with them directly for onward transfer. I will also issue you an authority letter that will prove you as the present beneficiary of my funds. I want you and your family to always pray for me and my only son because the lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth.
Please always be prayerful all through your life, any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another person for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein.
Hoping to receive your reply on time.
Remain blessed in the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs Trishin Vitaly and only son Joshua.
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Dear Mrs. Vitaly,
When I first read your story I admit I was a bit skeptical but after a few animal sacrifices and incantations to the Earth Spirit, I was moved. I believe you to be truly a person of faith, a courageous woman in this roach-infested world. Please tell me everything I can do to help you and Joshua! I will do whatever I can to make sure your money goes to whatever charities and organizations you want.
How wonderful it is to meet someone who shares in my faith. Specifically, I'm a member of a non-traditional, non-denominational, Jesus-centered faith and stewardship community, and I just want to help my sister.
Jessica
P.S. How are the bugs in Russia?
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HELLO JESSICA
IN ADDITION, CALL MY SON JOSHUA ON HIS PRIVATE NUMBER INSTEAD OF CALLING THE HOSPITAL RECEPTION BECAUSE THEY MAY NOT REACH US, JOSHUA MY CHILD WILL BE REACH AT 0022506999555.
THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU
MRS VITALY TRISHIN AND ONLY CHILD JOSHUA
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THANKS FOR THE NUMBER. I TRIED CALLING THE HOSPITAL FIRST AND THEY HAD NO IDEA WHO YOU WERE. STRANGE. BUT I WILL TRY CALLING JOSHUA LATER TODAY. AM I TO DEAL WITH HIM DIRECTLY NOW INSTEAD OF YOU?
BY THE WAY, IF I MESS SOMETHING UP IN OUR COMMUNICATIONS, PLEASE FORGIVE ME. I ONLY RECENTLY CONVERTED FROM AMISHISM AND ALL TECHNOLOGY IS NEW TO ME. AND I DO MEAN ALL.
JESSICA
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Dearest One in Christ,
I am in receipt of your mail, and I heard all what you said. Before anything may our good Lord bless your going out and coming in for the wisdom you have in order to use my donation fund to help the poor and people that need financial help from our God.
For your information, my illness here in the hospital is very bad, of which my doctor called me personally this morning and told me that I Mrs. Vitaly Trishin will not last for the next 2 weeks, and after my conversation with my doctor and I called my only child Joshua personally and informed him not to be worried about anything, that I knew I will die, that if I die I believe our good Lord will receive my soul and reward my only child through your assistance to live a christian life and further his education in your country without any problem.
In addition, my only child Joshua has been crying all the time, and I have assured him not to cry again, that you are going to receive him as your own child and help him to further his education in your country, so please after reading my mail I will want you to call my only son Joshua with the hospital telephone number that is stated herein ( 0022508188984) and pray for him personally on phone that you are going to receive him as soon as my donation fund arrive into your account, please tell him to stop crying, that our Good Lord has his own way of doing things, because with the name of our Lord all things are possible.
Moreso, I have contacted with the "Bank Manager" to let him know that I Mrs. Vitaly Trishin wish to donate my fund to you, in order for him to give me the full details on what they may need from you before transferring my fund into your account. And he said all I need is to write a letter of nomination that will empower you as my new appointed beneficiary to receive my donation fund. So after reading my mail I will want you to get back to me with your direct telephone and fax number, together with your full name and address, so it will enable me to write the letter of nomination and send it to the Bank to nominate you as my new beneficiary.
Please I am begging you with the Name of God, always try to be including me in your prayers, because my condition is very bad, and I believe I will die as my doctor said I need to do an operation within 4 day's or I will die, So when you call my son on phone, try to ask of me, if possible tell him to pass the phone to me, for you to pray personally for me on phone, because I believe in prayers, as we all knows that prayers is the key of everything in life.
Finally, my only child is now 20 years old, and he can speak and write English of which I believe you will love him and take good care of him as your own child.
Best Regards,
Mrs. Vitaly Trishin and only child Joshua.
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Hello Jessica
Dearest one in Christ Jesus.
Many thanks for your mail; You have not said anything wrong regarding our recent conversation, But I bet you might have called a wrong number and not the hospital number .
And once again I recomfirm the Hospital number to you, 0022508188984. You are not dealing with me alone, Rather you are dealing with me and my only child Joshua, The reason why I asked you to call Joshua is because the doctor will not allow me to take any phone calls due to my condition and my speech is not good because my sickness has affected my voice that when I speak you can't hear me well and clearly.
However when you call Joshua, If the nurses and doctor are not around Joshua will be able to pass the phone to me so that you can hear me briefly and pray with me over the phone .
Joshua will be waiting to hear from you, And as soon as I receive your personal information I will be able to write a "Letter of Nomination" on your name and send it to the bank to nominate you as my new fund beneificary .
We look forward in hearing from you soon.
Your Family in Jesus .
Mrs Vitaly Trishin and only child Joshua.
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In the name of the Great Earth Spirit I greet you,
Please forgive my absence of communication. When the nurses discovered I had found access to the internet they were agitated in a most unbecoming way and proceeded to stuff me with sedatives. I finally learned how to hide pills in my cheeks, which leaves me looking a little bit like a chipmunk, but I'm back from vacation now. Anyhoo.
We have a serious problem, Mrs. Vitaly. I need to know that I can trust you. I need a picture from you, or a blood sample, dental records, something like that. I called Joshua yesterday and spoke to him at length, but what I heard was shocking. He told me that Canadian Bacon is actually ham. He said he wants to cut you out of the deal and ship you to Australia, using the money to indulge in a wanton excess of cigarettes and Snickers (you never let him eat Snickers).
I either need to deal with you directly from now on or he needs to be exorcised. I know you want me to take care of him but I cannot do this as long as he insists on this deplorable lifestyle. Perhaps you are not praying hard enough.
Please help me do the Christian thing and establish trust. I think we should use code names from now on. Think of some names and e-mail them to me. Talk to you soon.
Jessica
My first experiment
The following was my first experiment in responding to a Spammer. Not too exciting.
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Congrat ,your email address has been selected as one of our winning email.you have been awarded the sum of 450,000.00 Pounds.you are to contact Mr Harrison Finchley of S.G.F.T.F with the email below for claims.you are to give answer to the following question and send to him.(1) Name? (2) AGE? (3) CONTACT ADDRESS? (4)PHONE/FAX (5)NATIONALITY? (6)SEX (7)ANNUAL INCOME? Kindly fill and send to the below email the above required details.
Email:mrharrisonfinchleydept@yahoo.co.uk
Announcer :Morgan Becker
Co-ordinator:Stewart Hegley
(1) Name? Ms. Kitty Binkley.
(2) AGE? 30.
(3) CONTACT ADDRESS? 2901 Leon C. Simon Dr., New Orleans, Louisiana, 70126.
(4)PHONE/FAX? 504-866-4400 (phone)
(5)NATIONALITY? What does that word mean?
(6)SEX? Yes, please.
(7)ANNUAL INCOME? $275,000
Kitty
Welcome and Introduction
Welcome to the adventures of Kitty Anne McGibbles!
